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Tag: Carlos Beltran

February 2, 2012

CARDS’ BELTRAN PUTS METS YEARS BEHIND HIM

(Newsday)

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CARDS’ BELTRAN PUTS METS YEARS BEHIND HIM
‘I STILL WAKE UP SCREAMING’ SAYS OF

February 1, 2012

RETIRED NUMBERS: DOES BELTRAN HAVE A CASE?

(Metsblog)

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RETIRED NUMBERS: DOES BELTRAN HAVE A CASE?
C’MON, WE HAVE LIKE 97 NUMBERS LEFT