WRIGHT’S OPENING DAY STATUS LOOKS PROMISING

(MLB.com)

Honk, Hoop, Wharf, Woof

COLLINS PROMISES WRIGHT ‘PRIME SEAT IN DUGOUT’ TO NURSE WHATEVER NEW INJURY
HE’LL HAVE BY THEN

METS REACH OUT TO PAST WITH HOPE FOR THE FUTURE

(MLB.com)

boop boop CRUNCH

DAVID WRIGHT ON RECENT EFFORT:
“YEAH—DICKEY BROUGHT IN THIS OUIJA BOARD SO WE COULD CONTACT DEAD GUYS FROM THE ’69 TEAM. MADE ABOLUTELEY NO SENSE, THOUGH.
THEY JUST KEPT SAYING ‘USUK’”

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012

(MetsBlog)

boob boob BOOP

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012,
JUST NOT IN A BASEBALL WAY

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012

(MetsBlog)

Beep…honk…snort…clank

DAVID WRIGHT MISTAKENLY READS
TALKING POINTS FROM 2006

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012

(MetsBlog)

Boop…crackle…pop…chirp…beep

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012
‘BUT AGAIN, I’M USING THE WORD
IN A PURELY IRONIC SENSE,’ SAYS 3B

DAVID WRIGHT IS OPTIMISTIC ABOUT 2012

(MetsBlog)

BOOP BOOP

DAVID WRIGHT STILL HAS NOT FUCKING LEARNED

WRIGHT CHECKS OUT THE NEW WALL AT CITI FIELD

(Mets Merized Online)

beep, bonk, honk, boop

WRIGHT CHECKS FOR WAY TO ESCAPE CITI FIELD