METS HEADLINE TRANSLATOR
by Nine More Outs
Actual headlines about the New York Mets translated into truth.
by
Mike Levy
METS REACH OUT TO PAST WITH HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
(MLB.com)
boop boop CRUNCH
DAVID WRIGHT ON RECENT EFFORT:
“YEAH—DICKEY BROUGHT IN THIS OUIJA BOARD SO WE COULD CONTACT DEAD GUYS FROM THE ’69 TEAM. MADE ABOLUTELEY NO SENSE, THOUGH.
THEY JUST KEPT SAYING ‘USUK’”
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Published:
February 27, 2012
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