by Mike Levy

RESULT SECONDARY TO MOYER’S JOURNEY BACK

(MLB.com)

boop boop boing!

MEDIA: ‘WHO CARES IF HE WINS? I MEAN,
IT’S JUST SO COOL THAT HE’S OLD. THIS STORY
HAS SERIOUS LEGS, MAN. REALLY. GOOGLE IT.
DID WE MENTION HE’S OLD?’